You can't see this, but I'm doing all those obnoxious things famous people do, like scuffing my nails on my shoulder and flipping my hair while looking off into the distance. Why? Well, because I'm famous, duh! We are in the current issue of the Metropulse (Knoxville's "independent" (but now owned by our newspaper...) news source).
Here's the link!
And you'll remember that this is the 2nd time we've been featured here: the first was years ago, when the house was for sale.
Ah, the life of celebrity. Must go clean the bathroom, I mean, sign autographs.